Frankendog

While in Boston on travel for work I got a frantic phone call from home. "It's Hannah...she's not acting right."

"Would you say she's acting Abby Normal?" I replied

"Yes, what should we do?" came the answer. "Well...I suppose it's time to consider...you know....(da da da daaaaa)...The Head Transplant."

And so it came to past...Hannah got a new head.

OK so maybe I'm exaggerating. Actually she tore open a follicular infundibular cyst which contained keratin and is usually found in the follicular ostium. These are usually unilocular but may be multilocular. Glad we got that cleared up, and luckily it only cost around $1000 to get the whole thing ectomied (hey, vets aren't the only ones who can make up big words).

Lest you think we were taken advantage of I'd like to point out that, while she was under, we also got a courtesy anal gland expression and complementary nail trim.

Now that's money well spent!